BEERS
SNOWSHOES
TIREDNESS
Tear
The usual quarter-by-quarter experience of a Commanders fan.
(Steve Smith, Potomac, Maryland)

BULLY
RAIDS,
BOMBS.
STRAP?
UHHHH. . .
The remarkable turn of events in Ukraine. (Duncan Stevens)

BRIEF
BRADY
PAUSE
When you realize that being shoved into the ground by giant linemen is better than being shoved into the wall by your kids. (Jesse Frankovich, Lansing, Michigan)

FAULT
FAUCI,
TRUST
SEUSS
Fox on docs. (Chris Doyle, Denton, Texas)

BANJO
KAZOU
DISCO
COMBINED
The least hired musical ensemble. (Jonathan Jensen, Baltimore)

SIXTY
TIME
NOTHING
Success rates of you-know-who post-election trials. (Mark Raffman, Reston, Virginia)

SOLID
WASTE
AUDIT
CHIEF
How your resume can describe the year you spent digging through the trash. (Chris Doyle)

MARRIED:
BLADE
GOODBYE
AHEAD!
The guillotine team of 1793 informs the queen of what is to come. (Kathy El-Assal, Middleton, Wis.)

SAUCE
TRAIN
WRECK
Welcome to inflation. (Mark Rafman)

BLANK
RAW
TEMPERA
Back-to-school magazines are in the cafeteria. (Leif Picoult, Rockville, Maryland)

CHINA
INDIA
SYRIA
NEPAL
JAPAN
QATAR
Oh fuck, I thought I was playing Worldle! (Bill Dorner, Indianapolis)

WASTE
TRUTH,
TRUST
ASSET:
Which is enough for the GOP platform these days. (Jonathan Jensen)

TWICE-
DAILY
TO TASTE:
IN ADDITION-
BIG
PIZZA
Your mom’s diet. (Chris Doyle)

POLAR
DUMBO
MUMBO
GIANT
Palinspeak. (Jesse Frankovich)

BRIGHT-
DOUGH
ASSET-
CHARGED
PAPER
OWNER
(Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post.) (Jesse Frankovich)

At last:
PRICE:
OLIVE
GREEN
LAMA
TO VOMIT
What makes Losers try so hard to invite ink. (Jon Gearhart)

And even Laster:
MYERS
NAMES
OTHER
LOSING?
FIXED!
Trump enters Invitational, gets no ink. (Steve Benko, Southport, Conn.)

And last of all:
MYERS
CURRENCY:
EXCUSE ME,
LOSING.
WALK IN
AGAIN!
And I still do. (Jon Gearhart)

And even the last of all:
LOSING
SPIRITS
THINK
LOOK ALIKE
Why the Empress gets so many entries with the same lame jokes. (Submitted by Jesse Frankovich AND Chris Doyle)